I BESEECH THEE TO PLEASE, IF YOU WOULD, SHOVE IT
Apparently this is TV Turn Off Week.
To the TV Turn Off Folk, I sing a hearty "Fuck you with a traffic cone used for several years as a marker in a middle school gym class."
There are, by percentages, as researched by the Foundation To Back Up Shit That Sullivan Says, as many crap books as there is crap TV.
How about Shut That Book Week? Huh?
You know another Tim Minear series bit it while this shit was going on.
To the TV Turn Off Folk, I sing a hearty "Fuck you with a traffic cone used for several years as a marker in a middle school gym class."
There are, by percentages, as researched by the Foundation To Back Up Shit That Sullivan Says, as many crap books as there is crap TV.
How about Shut That Book Week? Huh?
You know another Tim Minear series bit it while this shit was going on.
4 Comments:
What the fuck is wrong with Fox? Drive was certainly better than Prison Break.
The very notion of "turn of the tv week" is the sort of nonsense spouted by hippies who still believe that "tv rots your brain". Clearly this isn't the case as there are any number of us with well formed, fully functional minds who started watching TV with Sesame Street, Mister Rogers, and Captain Kangaroo and have kept right on watching ever since.
As for the lamentable cancellation of Drive... eh, it's fox. While they have, during planetary conjunctions, been capable of greatness (The Simpsons, 24, and The X-Files spring to mind), they are by and large a network by and for nascar watching morons. The type of viewers they want are the people who really believe that American Idol is riveting television.
I don't think it's such a bad idea to turn off my TV for a week... as long as you let me keep my DVR running.
Hear! Hear!
Rock on.
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